SoftSheen-Carson Magic Razorless Shaving Cream, Hair Removal Cream for Body Hair, Regular Strength Depilatory Cream, Works in 4 Minutes for Normal Hair, 6 Oz

If you are using anywhere but your beard please read!PrefaceThis activity will take a little preparation. Don't just grab this bottle and head all willy nilly into your bathroom. Read the directions. Grab a towel. Prepare your soul.Part I: LogisticsSo....I'm in the shower with the tube. Ok. Now what. Do I apply it dry? But I'm scared to not have access to water if it burns. But water won't let it work. So I can't sit down. Water in my boo tay will wash it off. Ok. I'm going to have to stand. But if I stand...how do I welll....get to everything. Hmm. About 5 position changes later (which is often more than hubs gets) I'm in full on Captain Morgan stance in my shower. Foot on side of tub. Half eagle.Part II: Application.(Refer to preface where you need supplies).Do I slather it with my fingers? Am I supposed to have a spatula? Do I just pour it on there? Have to have some sort of area control because I do not want full on infant nakie parts. Ok. Hands it is.Part III: Application continued.So. Glob on my hand ok. Smells nice. Doesn't smell like an olden days perm or Nair that chars your bits. Ok. Formulations must have come a long way...ok. Applied. Paid attention to the ahem...back too. Don't want any fuzzy parts. Ok. Feels refreshing not too bad.Part IV: TimeSo. Please reference the preface again where you should have read the bottle.So. 1 minute in. Ok. This isn't going to work. Bottle says 4 minutes. 7 if not done in 4. Ok. Got 4 minutes. Why don't I use my toner shampoo and wash my hair? Nothing is happening down there anyways and it takes both 4 minutes. Toning shampoo applied. As I massage my shampoo on my head...we hit about the 2.5 minute markThe refreshing minty sensation is now intensifying. It no longer feels like a fresh coat of cool lotion and now feels like I slapped a wad of vicks straight between my cheeks. Every Vicks nightmare from my childhood rushes back to me. Hurry...rinse your hair. You can't rinse both at the same time or you will burn your eyes and have bald spots on your head. By the time I get the soap out of my hair we are about minute 3. It now feels like I am chewing a Halls Cherry cough drop WITH a Wrigley's spearmint gum after brushing my teeth down there. No freaking way could I make it 7...yes SEVEN minutes as the bottle suggests if 4 minutes doesn't work. Note I read that after the fact. It also took about 5 Captains Morgan leg switch stances to prayerfully air out in between.Part V: RinsingAgain. Please see preface where you need supplies. So I shoot my hands down there to start to frantically rinse my junk. After the fact, I noted a towel should be used. For the love of all things sacred no matter how bad it burns....do NOT scratch! As soft as possible rub. Here is where the towel would have been so so nice. *insert addendum.. make sure your water is not hot. A nice cool rinse would have been a nice touch also*So I resume panicky grabbing water from the shower to lob onto my stuff to get that mess off. Minute 5 is about now. I see little pieces of hair coming off but not much.Part VI:Results. Well. Let's just say I hope my husband is super tired when he gets home from work. I look like a speckled owl stung by a bee. I mean the parts it worked on are smooth. The other parts...not so much. The tube says wait at least 24 hours before attempting again. Yes sir. How about 72. I'm not doing that again until it doesn't feel like I have an Altoid in there. I'm the pantone swatch of naked raw chicken so can't really hide anything.Part VII-EpilogueThe product itself isn't bad. I believe maybe it was user error. I should have probably exfoliated, read the bottle, and planned. If I was perfectly ready and applied evenly it would have worked. I mean parts did. ?

Gives me a very close and bump free shave

All the girlies talking abt it gets them BALD, they don’t tell you that you have to have very little hair to start. If you have a lot of hair, the first session will get rid of a lot of the hair. The second time will get rid of almost all the hair. The sensitive one is the only that hasn’t given me burns but it’s really just trial and error to figure how long to leave it on for. I do about 12 minutes and if I ever do burn myself, I just use a little squash or and it’s fine within a few hours